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Pole-Vaulting Mount Meru since '81
If you are HVCW u cannot enter the Kingdom of ZZion
Created on 2003-01-21 18:13:26 (#865897), last updated 2006-08-30
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Basic Info| Name: | The Fertile Crouissant |
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| Location: | Mount Zion, Ethiopia |
BioMeet the deadliest rogue warrior of the triple “W” configuration. The nefariaz O.N.E. is an accomplished master of the “Razor-Back Gorilla Tactiks.” As a secret weapon of the Black Hive of Z’Z, he is known as the arch-enemy of all hip-gangsta wannabees hiding out on the internet or elsewhere. The Furies dubbed him "Monster of the Motherbrain" after the impressive numbers of hits he tallied in his thirty three-nation killing spree of fake-ass product-peddlers, emcees, DJs and the various alter-egos of the fragile on-line population. A native of the HiveMind, his prostitute mother kicked him out of their home at age nine for fondling his sexy eighteen year-old babysitter. Adding insult to injury, the girl put a hit out on the mother of nefariaz, because “he was the best she’d ever had.” He never spoke to her or to his mother again.
In 1981 a flash flood uncovered the first evidence of his existence. At first authorities were skeptical, but all doubts disappeared when he quickly produced more than fifty un-marked graves of “whack R&B singers." It is widely believed that nefariaz, AKA Ras Nefar I has taken up residence within the lower circuits of your bio-computer.
Use evasive maneuvering.
In 1981 a flash flood uncovered the first evidence of his existence. At first authorities were skeptical, but all doubts disappeared when he quickly produced more than fifty un-marked graves of “whack R&B singers." It is widely believed that nefariaz, AKA Ras Nefar I has taken up residence within the lower circuits of your bio-computer.
Use evasive maneuvering.
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